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Trump floats the idea of rescheduling marijuana as a Schedule 3 drug —
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Trump floats rescheduling marijuana, and he says it in the way only he can say it. Strong words, powerful, talking about medicine, talking about health, talking about things that people have been waiting on for a long time. He says, “We’ve done tremendous things with medical, very tremendous, and now we’re looking at marijuana, cannabis, whatever you want to call it. Some people call it one thing, some people call it another, but everybody agrees — it’s a subject that’s been around for a long time, and nobody has done more to look at it than we have.”
He repeats it, again and again: the best, the greatest, people are pleased, the doctors are saying wonderful things, and the scientists, they’re looking at it, they’re saying maybe it’s time. Schedule 3, he says, sounds very official and very strong —the scheduling you only get when you have leadership that can make it happen. Nobody talked about it before, not seriously, not with strength. Now they’re talking. Now they’re listening.
He goes off on tangents, as always. Talks about how people used to laugh at the idea, saying it would never happen, that you could never move it, reschedule it, or take it off the ‘dangerous’ list. And then he says, “But we’re looking at it. We’re looking at it strongly. People are coming to me, they’re saying, sir, nobody’s done what you’ve done for marijuana, nobody’s done what you’ve done for medical.”
And then the comparisons begin. He says we’ve been strong on opioids, strong on fentanyl, nobody tougher than us. We stopped it at the border, we did things nobody thought possible, the strongest border, the most vigorous enforcement, and now we’re looking at marijuana in a new way. He says it could be medicine, perfect medicine, the best medicine. But you have to be careful. You have to do it the right way. Other countries are failing, they’re weak, they’re doing it badly, but America is going to do it right.
He talks about doctors. Doctors come up to him, they say it’s very effective, they say people are finding relief. Trump says, “We want relief, we want people to be happy, we want people to be strong, but we also don’t want abuse, we don’t want problems, and we’re going to make sure we have the toughest testing, the strongest standards, the best oversight, better than anybody in the world.”
Then he reminds everyone of his accomplishments. The vaccines came quickly, faster than anyone thought, along with the ventilators, masks, medical equipment, everything. All the credit, all the praise. And he says, “Now we’re going to take that same strength, that same leadership, and we’re going to look at marijuana. People never thought it would happen, but with us it’s happening.”
The sentences keep rolling. He compares it to energy, to trade, to the economy. He says just like we brought jobs back, just like we brought factories back, just like we fixed the military, now we’re fixing marijuana. It’s all part of the same picture: America leading again, America winning again, America setting the standard while other countries are laughing, losing, falling behind.
The cadence is familiar: the greatest, the strongest, the best. He says Schedule 3 will be very beautiful, very strong, very official. He says it will be a game-changer. He says people will be surprised, shocked, but also grateful, because nobody else dared to talk about it.
And then he pivots again — as always — back to the crowd, the people cheering, the fake news not reporting it, the enemies trying to stop it. But he says it doesn’t matter, because the people know, the people see, the people understand. He says they can’t take away the accomplishments. They can’t take away the fact that under his leadership, America is finally, maybe, looking at marijuana differently.
It’s a mix of bragging, deflection, and repetition — but threaded through is the policy nugget: the idea of rescheduling marijuana. To Trump, it’s not a technical bureaucratic step. It’s another win, another headline, another example of doing what nobody else would do. And in this video, you’ll see precisely how he framed it: loud, boastful, contradictory, but unmistakably in his style.